Nerds of a Feather

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   lykuh:

   >my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
   >my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
   >my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
   >my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
   >my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
   >my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
   >my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
   >my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
   >my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
   >my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
   >my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
   >my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
   >my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
   >my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
   >my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
   >my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
   >my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
   >my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
   >my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
   >my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
   >my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
   >my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
   >my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
   >my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
   >my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

   I’m literally dead. Laughing out loud by myself at work. Lookin all cray.

   (via jesusgoestohogwarts)

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